nevernoahh:

Wee more sketch trades! This one’s with Dersepeixes, who requested a DreamerFeferi and drew me this really cute Jade in return aaa !! <3

brispeak:

I love how casual this is like, this is just what life would be like if pokemon were real.

*person taking Bible verse out of context*
Mike Wazowski: Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

steelplatedhearts:

Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:

I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Caraway Story

watchtheskytonight:

Young Buddhist monks feel their newly shaved heads in Seoul

Is this not the cutest thing